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Jeff Tweedy's avatar

This is pure delight. OxO

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Nick Offerman's avatar

You have caused me to cartwheel.

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George Saunders's avatar

Good to have you here, Nick!

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Nick Offerman's avatar

Haha you guys can't seem to shake me.

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George Saunders's avatar

Likewise, I’m sure. I was hoping you’d choose to answer my other question, the one regarding the thermodynamic effects of fusion reversion. But whatever, Nick.

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Nick Offerman's avatar

Don't want to scare em off just yet.

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Diana Mullins's avatar

Reading your writing here has been the Highlight of my day! But, I must confess, it's only 9:20am. Seriously tho, I look forward to more of your genius comedic content! How lucky are we to be living in the moment when Nick, George, and Jeff are all talking to one another and to us?

I love your tagline: More Carrots, Less Sticks ~ I'd like to think it has some subtext...more fiber means that one's digestive track will flow better.... cuz More Carrots, Fewer Sticks would mean something else entirely, right?

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Cathy Offerman's avatar

Now boys, as far as Lois and Superman, they never married so they never had sex and Lois never had to worry about her safety. But it was sweet of you to be be so concerned.

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Nick Offerman's avatar

Hi, Mom!

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Rusty Schwimmer's avatar

My Life is Complete.

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Adam Schmehl's avatar

Nick Offerman and Jeff Tweedy in the same place? Oh my! <3

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Eric Brown's avatar

Will you be teaching classes this year?

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Ana DJ's avatar

After a rather stressful week, reading your words gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling. I needed to read something that was smart, eloquent, calming, thoughtful words to feel better. Thank you. I’ll be reading every week.

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Ed's avatar

I totally enjoyed your book Where the Deer and the Antelope Play. Reading the section about your work with the English farmer repairing a rock wall, reminded me of my departed Dad’s obsession with building strong, perfect rock walls with no mortar, only chinking as he called the small rocks used to wedge in here and there. I would be glad to send you some pictures of his best wall if there is a way to do so. In the meantime, have you read Granite Kiss? It is about New England walls. A granite kiss, as you probably know or have figured out, is the kiss your fingers get when a rock drops on them.

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Dan's avatar

It's impossible to not read this in your voice.

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John Weckesser's avatar

Well, it's a start.

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Mark Coile's avatar

I am truly honored to be in your presence. Thank you for inviting us in!

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Katherine Weigel's avatar

Thank you Mr. Offerman for creating this gem of q&a's. Whether on the screen or from a book, your master of words has always put a smile on my face. TYSM for being a gem yourself, in this rocky world.

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Adavis74's avatar

That was…something. I liked it. 😊❤️

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Jason Rausch's avatar

I’m worried that you don’t know anyone other than Laurie and Jeff - apart from your family. To that end: Hello, my name is Jason. (Sent from here).

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Casmer's avatar

Nick I couldn’t appreciate this more! I look forward to more of the Grab Ass!

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